[NU Sports] Spring Practice! - First Trib Story

[Beamsley, Jeff]

Larry Niven wrote a wonderful short story called Man of Steel Woman of Cotton that is a must read for any Superman fan. 

Jeff

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On Mar 4, 2012, at 9:45 PM, "Dennis W. Brandt" <tbng at comcast.net> wrote:

> I recall Bill Cosby's great routine about the cop catching Superman changing in a phone booth.
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> Cop:  "Hey, Buddy!  What are you doing in there?"
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> Supe: "I'm changing my clothes, officer."
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> Cop: "You can't change clothes in a phone booth."
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> Supe: "But officer, I'm Superman."
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> Cop: "Sure you are, and I'm the Queen of Sheba."
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> Supe: "Don't you see this red "S" on my chest?"
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> Cop:  You're going to have a red "S" and a black eye if you don't get out of that phone booth."
>  ----- Original Message ----- 
>  From: Roy S. Lamberton 
>  To: AJWDBW at aol.com ; tbng at comcast.net ; nwu-sports at tssi.com ; neonrye at aol.com 
>  Sent: Sunday, March 04, 2012 8:42 PM
>  Subject: RE: [NU Sports] Spring Practice! - First Trib Story
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> 
>  There is a web comic called "Atomic Laundromat" about a guy who runs a dry cleaning service for super heroes.
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>  Anyway, his father, some kind of super guy, was recently convicted in the strip of indecent exposure for changing into his super hero costume on the street and his costume did not require underwear. 
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>  During the trial, the assistant DA, who was an Alligator, did all kinds of goofy stuff, but the Dad was still convicted because he kept referring to "his package" during testimony. Not the best defense.
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>  Very funny month of funnies, the guy that draws the strip has an interesting sense of humor.
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>  Back to sleep
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>  rsl
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>  From: AJWDBW at aol.com [mailto:AJWDBW at aol.com] 
>  Sent: Sunday, March 04, 2012 4:34 PM
>  To: tbng at comcast.net; rstetson at capps-assoc.com; nwu-sports at tssi.com; neonrye at aol.com
>  Subject: Re: [NU Sports] Spring Practice! - First Trib Story
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>  He normally changed in a telephone booth. For you younger members on the list , a telephone booth is a free standing structure housing a telephone and constructed of glass and.........oh never mind.
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>  Don Williams, C55
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>  In a message dated 3/4/2012 1:25:12 P.M. Central Standard Time, tbng at comcast.net writes:
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>    Clark 
>    hangs up, rushes into a room that no one ever uses, rips off the hat he 
>    wasn't wearing in the previous scene, and flies out the window, once more 
>    unseen by a city of millions.  
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