[NU Sports] Spring Practice! - First Trib Story

[Dennis W. Brandt]

I recall Bill Cosby's great routine about the cop catching Superman changing in a phone booth.

Cop:  "Hey, Buddy!  What are you doing in there?"

Supe: "I'm changing my clothes, officer."

Cop: "You can't change clothes in a phone booth."

Supe: "But officer, I'm Superman."

Cop: "Sure you are, and I'm the Queen of Sheba."

Supe: "Don't you see this red "S" on my chest?"

Cop:  You're going to have a red "S" and a black eye if you don't get out of that phone booth."
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Roy S. Lamberton 
  To: AJWDBW at aol.com ; tbng at comcast.net ; nwu-sports at tssi.com ; neonrye at aol.com 
  Sent: Sunday, March 04, 2012 8:42 PM
  Subject: RE: [NU Sports] Spring Practice! - First Trib Story


  There is a web comic called "Atomic Laundromat" about a guy who runs a dry cleaning service for super heroes.

   

  Anyway, his father, some kind of super guy, was recently convicted in the strip of indecent exposure for changing into his super hero costume on the street and his costume did not require underwear. 

   

  During the trial, the assistant DA, who was an Alligator, did all kinds of goofy stuff, but the Dad was still convicted because he kept referring to "his package" during testimony. Not the best defense.

   

  Very funny month of funnies, the guy that draws the strip has an interesting sense of humor.

   

  Back to sleep

   

  rsl

   

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  From: AJWDBW at aol.com [mailto:AJWDBW at aol.com] 
  Sent: Sunday, March 04, 2012 4:34 PM
  To: tbng at comcast.net; rstetson at capps-assoc.com; nwu-sports at tssi.com; neonrye at aol.com
  Subject: Re: [NU Sports] Spring Practice! - First Trib Story

   

  He normally changed in a telephone booth. For you younger members on the list , a telephone booth is a free standing structure housing a telephone and constructed of glass and.........oh never mind.

  Don Williams, C55

   

  In a message dated 3/4/2012 1:25:12 P.M. Central Standard Time, tbng at comcast.net writes:

    Clark 
    hangs up, rushes into a room that no one ever uses, rips off the hat he 
    wasn't wearing in the previous scene, and flies out the window, once more 
    unseen by a city of millions.