[NU Sports] From 1954

[Dennis W. Brandt]

With all due apologies to the Mills Brothers


The whole town's talkin' about the Jones boy[s]
The Jones boy[s], the Jones boy[s].
The whole town's talkin' about the Jones boy[s]
[They] act mighty [athletically] now."

[They] hop, [they] jump so merrily over defensive humps
[They] stop and then
[They] come to a hump and they'll jump again.
The buzz is over the fences
That Cat fans are out of their senses.

The whole town's talkin' about the Jones boy[s]
The [big] boys, the Jones boys.
But the Cats just happen to have the Jones boy[s]
And fans happen to be in love.