[NU Sports] FW: Best of NU alum Seth Meyers' ESPYs monologue

[Weinbaum, Willie]

The proceeds from tonight's show go to a very worthy charity: The Los Angeles Dodgers of America. ... Frank McCourt told Matt Kemp, 'Have fun tonight,' and then added, 'If they have any ketchup packets, grab as many as you can, because we have run out of ketchup.' ... The Dodgers are so broke, three of their players tested positive for Ramen Noodles."

Now it would be easy for me to stand up here and make fun of LeBron and the Miami Heat, so here it goes: LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade refer to themselves as 'The Big Three' in honor of how many quarters they play. ... Congratulations to the Dallas Mavericks for finally bringing an NBA championship to the city of Cleveland. ... Congratulations to Mavs Owner Mark Cuban. I think we can all agree it's nice when good things happen to loud billionaires.