[NU Sports] FINALLY!!!

[Dennis W. Brandt]

As Motel Kamzoil so famously said [sang],
 
Wonder of wonders miracle of miracles,
Cats took up winning once again.
Didn't stand around and miracle of miracles
They won their first in the Big Ten.

Wonder of wonders miracle of miracles,
Bill put in Nash to get rebounds.
He ripped the boards and miracle of miracles,
For once they did not look like clowns.

When Moore he softened Carmody's heart, that was a miracle.
When Thompson made the defense fall apart, that was a miracle too.
But of all Bill's miracles large and small, 
The most miraculous one of all
Is that out of some guys who can't much play
Bill has made a team today!

OK, that's their annual upset.  What happens next?