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[MHRJGScott at aol.com]

good article Jonathan, wish the NU students were bigger fans, maybe we let  
in too many GIRLS...    
Also I am not sure about the shifting fortunes in pro sports..2  words..the 
cubs..2 more words..the yanks
 
and just to warm up for New Years day
 
 
You know you are from Auburn if . . .
    *   The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your 
spouse.   
    *   You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in 
front  of her kids.  
    *   Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.  
    *   You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.  
    *   You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different 
night.  
    *   Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."  
    *   You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.  
    *   Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all 
watch  this!"  
    *   You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'  
    *   You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.  
    *   Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.  
    *   You go to your family reunion looking for a date.  
    *   Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.  
    *   You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off 
its  wheels.  
    *   You take a six-pack cooler to church.  
    *   You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.  
    *   The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how 
much  gas it has in it.  
    *   You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.'  
    *   One of your kids was born on a pool table.  
    *   Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same 
grade.  
    *   You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the 
House  of Tattoos.  
    *   You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.  
    *   Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against 
it.'  
    *   You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.  
    *   You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.  
    *   Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."  
    *   Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.