[NU Sports] insulting the opposition

[Fred Radewagen]

Although not precisely on our usual topics but closely related, I had to 
share with you a list of generic insults to the opposition.  Since it is 
generic in nature, I don't think it violates our rule of good 
sportsmanship in this forum.  You fill in the blanks as appropriate.  Fred

Q: What do  University of _______  and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls! 

 

Q: What's the difference between  a  University of _______  fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

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Q: What's the hardest thing about being a University of _______  fan?

A: Telling your parents that you're gay.

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Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?

A: On the University of _______  campus. That's the last place you would 
find a football player.

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Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of _______  
weddings?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.

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Q: Why don't University of _______  fans let their kids play in sand boxes?

A: Because cats keep covering them up.

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Q: Why do University of _______  fans keep their diplomas on their 
dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Do you know why the University of _______  football team should 
change its name to the "Opossums"?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that 
flipped over on the University of _______  campus?

A: The officials had to check ID's before letting any of the University 
of _______  cheerleaders back on board.

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Q: What does the average University of _______  student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.

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Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the University of 
_______  football team ?

A: Six more weeks of bad football.

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Q: What should you do if you find three University of _______  fans 
buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.