[NU Sports] Cardiac Cats!!!!!

[Dennis W. Brandt]

The only thing missing was Victory Right!  Any of you medical people out 
there have any spare nitro-glycerine you can send me?  I don't want it for 
my heart.  I want to blow myself up because I don't think I can stand any 
more of these heart-stoppers.  Thank you, Minnesota, for going for two.

But oh, that awful defense of ours.  One play they do well, and the next 
five, holes open up large enough for the Colorado River to pass through in 
flood stage.  And a few weeks ago I posted, WE HAVE A KICKER!  That is now 
in serious doubt.  Three missed field goals and an extra point in two games, 
and the kickoffs are dreadful.  Two more out-of-bounds today.

And Fitz, never should you have gone for an onside kick to open the second 
half down by only one TD to a team that was no better than your equal.  But 
those kids are playing their hearts out for you.

Anyway, it's on to Eastern Michigan and a month of paying Directv for the 
sports package just to get one channel.  Everyone who has Directv should 
e-mail them and demand ESPNU be included in the standard packages instead of 
the local sports channel group.