[NU Sports] More bad basketball

[Dennis W. Brandt]

Another woeful basketball game for the Cats and this one on national TV in 
glorious high definition.  "We're not shooting the ball very well and we 
can't seem to get any rebounds," Coach Carmody said after the game.  Not 
shooting well?  They threw up enough bricks to build Donald Trump's next 
mansion.  And Coach, you've never had a team that could rebound because 
you've never recruited a team that was big, strong, fast, and athletic at a 
Big 10 level.  You know, like Illinois' players, and they are just a 
mid-level team who needed to wipe their feet on the league doormat to top 
.500.  Will I live long enough to see talented basketball players playing 
for the home team in Evanston?