[NU Sports] GMU

[Roy Lamberton]

Jon, you've been reading the DaVinci Code too much.

rsl

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> -----Original Message-----
> From: nwu-sports-bounces at tssi.com 
> [mailto:nwu-sports-bounces at tssi.com] On Behalf Of Jonathan 
> Michael Hawkins
> Sent: Wednesday, March 29, 2006 10:48 AM
> To: SjT (Stephen J. Truog)
> Cc: nwu-sports at romaine.tssi.com
> Subject: Re: [NU Sports] GMU
> 
> 
> Stephen--
> 
> > Which is why it was so unfortunate to have TJ go pro and Thompson 
> > suffer
> > injury this year.
> 
> Both TJ's decision to go pro and David Thompson having an undetected 
> congential heart defect are simply the latest in a long line 
> of examples 
> of poor coaching.
> 
> A *real* coach would've focused his mind-control beams on TJ 
> and changed 
> his mind for him, would've time-travelled into the future to 
> get genetic 
> therapy equipment, then back into the past to cure Thompson's heart 
> defect, then subsequently used his mind-control beams to ensure that 
> Thompson transferred from Duke to NU.
> 
> Why noted Bavarian Illuminati member Henry Bienen can't find 
> one of those 
> coaches is beyond me.  That hack spends way too much time 
> worrying about 
> the academic mission of the school and not nearly enough 
> worrying about 
> its athletic programs, if you ask me.  In any case, there's plenty of 
> coaches like I described in armchairs right here on the East 
> Coast.  Why, 
> my friend Walter from down the street would do it in a 
> heartbeat, if only 
> Mrs. Mitty would let him.
> 
> ;-)
> 
> <donning flamesuit>,
> 
> Jonathan
> 
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