[NU Sports] Stanford To Cut Down Size of Football Stadium

[Jonathan Michael Hawkins]

> You may have Stanford confused with their Bay Area brethren up in 
> Berkeley...I always thought Stanford was considered relatively conservative 
> (at least, for a West Coast institute of higher learning).

I mean, I think this has been addressed, but I'm perfectly aware that 
Stanford isn't quite as liberal as Cal.

I mean, I think Stanford still believes in private ownership of property, 
for instance, but only in limited cases involving one's bong.

Clearly Berkeley would have a problem with that, as it involved the 
concept of "one" or "individuality", and the problem of the "one" 
semiotically inducing the inherent violence of memetic expressions of self 
in a didactically imperialistic way upon the OTHER which through the 
oppression of Tarquin Fintimlimbimlimbimwhimbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang 
Olay Biscuit Barrel leads to otherwise generally heteronormative 
affectations of the relevant coconspiratorial aspects implied by the use 
of the transgressive word "bong", but only slightly.

Or something like that.

Best,

Jonathan