[NU Sports] Water torture

[Dennis W. Brandt]

Thanks to Waterboy for his thorough coverage, however depressing it may have 
been.  Once again we can expect to see no pass rush and no secondary 
coverage.  The footballs will be flying like mosquitoes in a swamp, and 
we're going to contract malarial losing fever.  Of course, the lousy punting 
will more than make up for it by putting the opposition in consistently 
great field position.  And who knows what will happen at quarterback?  Hope 
there will be some freshmen who can help.

No doubt about it.  We're going to the Rose Bowl.

A prepósito mi estimado Muchacho Del Agua, la palabra correcta es "cojones," 
no "cahones."