[NU Sports] Luke wins a Cool 1.6 Million

[Phredd Groves]

Jeff's message really confused me, as I subscribe to a Lovecraft
related mailing list as well.  I thought that something non-Euclidean
had happened to my mail spool.


On Mon, Dec 12, 2005 at 05:16:50PM -0500, Jeff Beamsley wrote:
*The best answer to this question is found in Lovecraft's tale "The Call of
*Cthulhu". Cthulhu is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the
*city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully)
*sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Cthulhu appears in various
*monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory
*preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Cthulhu is the high priest
*of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before
*humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said
*that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence
*before finally displacing humanity forever. 
*
*Cool!
*
*Jeff 
*
*-----Original Message-----
*From: nwu-sports-bounces at tssi.com [mailto:nwu-sports-bounces at tssi.com] On
*Behalf Of Jonathan Michael Hawkins
*Sent: Monday, December 12, 2005 4:47 PM
*To: NU Sports List
*Subject: Re: [NU Sports] Luke wins a Cool 1.6 Million
*
*I think I've gotten John's formula figured out.
*
*Take good story about NU (e.g., 7-4 finish and a bowl game, prominent alum
*winning golf tourney, Jesus Christ, Buddha, Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, and
*Mohammed show up in an SUV driven by the Virgin Mary and announce their
*plans to enroll in NU this upcoming fall).
*
*Find something wrong with it (e.g., wasn't an 11-0 season, NU PR department
*failed to get every small weekly newspaper in Bangladesh to write a
*front-page story about NU alum winning golf match, NU couldn't manage to get
*Cthulhu to enroll).
*
*Send it to the sports list.
*
*;-)
*
*Just kidding, John.  Thanks for buying a ticket to the game, sorry we won't
*see you there.  If you like you could send it my way and I'll find someone
*to take it.  Or just give it to a kid outside the gates.
*
*Go 'Cats,
*
*Jonathan
*
*On Mon, 12 Dec 2005, John A. DeGroat wrote:
*
*> Someone in NU's PR department should have made sure that NU got some 
*> mention in the stories about Luke Donald's success.  Only the Chicago 
*> Trib made the NU connection in their story that I can find.
*>
*> John DeGroat
*>
*> Roy Lamberton wrote:
*>
*>> As he won the Target World Championship whatever it was out in 
*>> California...
*>> 
*>> He shot a 64 in the final round [5 birds].
*>> 
*>> I'll link all the stories in the AM, but what a great way for Luke to 
*>> finish his "close but no cigar" year!
*>> 
*>> Watch out for NU Alums in 2006 on the PGA!
*>> 
*>> rsl
*>> 
*>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
*>> Roy S. Lamberton - Senior Associate
*>> Computer Applications & Support Associates and Publisher of Purple 
*>> Reign, The Scout.com Northwestern University Site
*>> (http://www.purplewildcats.com)
*>> AIM Handle: CoachRoy74
*>> ======== Go Cats -  Beat 'em All ===========
*>> Every time I think I've got this Computer Biz handled            --
*There's 
*>> another upgrade.
*>> ============================================
*>> 
*>> 
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