[NU Sports] Re: when 41 points just isn't enough [rant]
Jonathan Michael Hawkins
spiritu at northwestern.edu
Mon Nov 29 12:34:11 CST 2004
> As for the Hawaii game my wife is of the opinion that Dunbar should be
> sacked for such a poor gameplan. As emphasized on other posts -- RUN
> THE BALL!!!!!!!!
<rant>
...because dammit, 41 points can't reasonably be expected by anyone to win
a football game. That's right folks, when our offense scores 41 points
and the team loses, we point the fingers at the OC. It's because of our
superior intellectual abilities that we as NU fans can avoid placing blame
on a defense that gave up 49 points.
Nosirreebob, we know that those 49 points are the offense's fault. In
fact, let's all take a moment to say three cheers for Greg Colby and Jerry
Brown. I at this moment am taking off my hat to their superior defensive
gameplan.
And let's fire that hack Dunbar. I mean, really. Only 41 points?
Frances Peay would've scored 50 on those Rainbows! By himself! With
Dennis Green tied behind his back!
;-)
Mmm... recriminations.
</rant>
Jonathan
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