[Husker] Out Coached. Again.

[David Strong]

I had to think long about sending this to the board, because this is a post
that kind of agrees with me ( not too many of those ), but I had to do it
because this post deserves it.

THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!  Best post on this board since 2006, hands
down, by anybody.

Dave

On Tue, Sep 11, 2012 at 5:49 PM, Don Rietsch <drr at livgenmi.com> wrote:

> I also agree with most of what Dave wrote.  I think Pelini may turn out to
> be a good head coach, time will tell.  My problem with him is he reminds me
> of a HS coach we had at Wauneta in the early '60's.  He behaved liked
> Pelini
> and I hated his guts.  He made up names for those of us he didn't like.
>  One
> freshman with big ears he called "Ears".  One day he said "What's up Ears?"
> Ears said "Not much Mouth".  It was funny as hell.  Well Mouth hauled him
> down to the Sup's. office and Ears was sent home.  Being sick of his
> bullying, I went to the Sup's. office and blew the whistle on him.  The
> result was Mouth gave me a "D" ilo an "A" in Geography.  He called me
> "Roach, you f_cking p_ssy".  So I quit sports and went home and pitched
> ensilage after school, much to my dad's pleasure...  In 1969, now grown up
> to 6'5", weighing in at 235# with muscle gained from pitching ensilage out
> of that upright silo for 15 years, and with skills learned from being a
> bartender and part time bouncer at Der Loaf Und Stein in Lincoln, I was
> home
> for Christmas and guess who showed up at my folks house to sell them
> insurance?  You guessed it; "Mouth".  When I met him at the door I said
> "What's up Mouth?"  He grinned sheepishly.  I told him "Beat it before I
> kicked your ass up between your shoulder blades".
>
> Why did I write this story? Beats the heck out of me. I thought some of you
> may have experienced similar jerk coaches in your past and would enjoy a
> story where the wimp gets the last revenge.  I can tell you that when you
> are young and bullied you never forget it. Do I think Pelini is a bully?
> Yup, I do.  Sorry, it's only my opinion from watching his actions.  I may
> be
> totally wrong in that he treats his players right and they love the snot
> out
> of him.
>
> My opinion and $5 will get you a jumbo cup of joe at Starbucks.
>
> Drietsch
>
>