[Husker] Bubba

[Shawn Sherlock]

I know Green is the big news, but Bubba already has over 100 yards rushing with more than 5 minutes remaining in the 1st quarter. 

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On Oct 29, 2010, at 5:51 PM, Dick Karre <dkarre at comcast.net> wrote:

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> Big XII Commissioner Dan Beebe announced today that Nebraska quarterback Turner Gill has been suspended for one game. The suspension results from a play in Nebraska's 1982 game against Missouri in which Gill "deliberately" hit defensive end Randy Jostes in the forearm with his face. "Mr. Gill committed a flagrant act of targeting an opponent's forearm with his face in violation of NCAA Football Rules," Beebe said in a news release. "This dangerous hit is one that we in the football community are trying to remove from the game." No penalty was called on the play. Beebe continued, "We are aware that this infraction occurred twenty-eight years ago, but there is no statute of limitations in these cases."
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> Beebe noted that Gill, who is now the head coach at Kansas, no longer plays football, but that he would be suspended from coaching the Jayhawks' game at Iowa State adding, "It's not like they'll miss him anyway. Besides, it's Kansas and Iowa State. Texas isn't involved in the game, so who cares?"
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> Asked how Big XII officials uncovered Gill's violation, Beebe stated that conference officials have been scrutinizing film of all Nebraska games to ensure that all violations are dealt with before the Cornhuskers leave the conference. "There's some guy named Novak that we're looking at real close, but the films from that era aren't very good. We'll see." Beebe refused to state whether the conference is similarly reviewing Colorado games. "Colorado," he said as he exited the room. "Right. Colorado." Loud laughter could be heard from the hallway before an aide closed the door.
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