[Husker] Humor: b/4 big game

[Mark Landin]

This joke is funnier if you replace the NU player with an OU player,
and the stadium crowd with Barry Switzer. That's the way I heard it
first! :)

On 11/19/10, impletec at aol.com <impletec at aol.com> wrote:
>
> This must be brought to us by the same comedian who asked: What does the "N"
> stands for the the Husker helmet? = "N"nowledge
>
>
>
> <<The star football player for the Huskers was failing his math class at the
> semester and had to pass his exam in order to play in the game that weekend
> at Memorial Stadium. The professor and the school board get together and
> decide to ask him one question at halftime of the game. If the Husker
> answers the question correctly, he passes and can play. However, if he
> answers incorrectly he fails the course and is ineligible. Well the game
> finally rolls around and everyone is anxious about the question.
> At halftime the player and his professor go to the center of the field and
> over the loudspeaker the professor asks the question "What is two plus two?"
> The Husker thinks and thinks, finally he asks the professor if he can use a
> calculator. The professor says "No, your time is up". In desperation the
> Husker shouts into the microphone "Four!"
>
> With that Memorial Stadium erupts into the chant of "Give him another
> chance, give him another chance!">>
>
> 'kers 41
> Sadaggies: 38
>
> GBR, from NY, Bob Ebers
>
>
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