[Husker] Humor: b/4 big game

[impletec at aol.com]

This must be brought to us by the same comedian who asked: What does the "N" stands for the the Husker helmet? = "N"nowledge

 

<<The star football player for the Huskers was failing his math class at the semester and had to pass his exam in order to play in the game that weekend at Memorial Stadium. The professor and the school board get together and decide to ask him one question at halftime of the game. If the Husker answers the question correctly, he passes and can play. However, if he answers incorrectly he fails the course and is ineligible. Well the game finally rolls around and everyone is anxious about the question.
At halftime the player and his professor go to the center of the field and over the loudspeaker the professor asks the question "What is two plus two?" The Husker thinks and thinks, finally he asks the professor if he can use a calculator. The professor says "No, your time is up". In desperation the Husker shouts into the microphone "Four!"

With that Memorial Stadium erupts into the chant of "Give him another chance, give him another chance!">>

'kers 41
Sadaggies: 38

GBR, from NY, Bob Ebers