[Husker] I wouldn't touch texas

[Skylar Dodds]

I think we have a winner...

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From: husker-bounces at tssi.com [mailto:husker-bounces at tssi.com] On Behalf Of
Gerald Jensen
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2010 9:47 AM
To: husker at tssi.com
Subject: RE: [Husker] I wouldn't touch texas


Texas is the drop-dead gorgeous, snooty sorority girl whose uber rich daddy
gave a boob job for her fifteenth birthday. Great to look at, fun to lust
after, but God help the person who marries her.