[Husker] Division Names

[Merlin Green]

I really can't understand all the negative talk over the names.  They are
only names after all.
so I have a question for all you smart guys.  What are good names?

East - West  = Does not work
Lakes - Plains =  Does not work
Devaney - Hayes = Good luck with real names.

Maybe they will have to take something like  Almost West - Almost East
Divisions

Give me your ideas.

Merlin Green