[Husker] What REALLY happened w/Suh

[Scott Lawson]

I have connections in Lincoln who relayed this story to me earlier this evening. Apparently Suh, Cody Green, Zac Lee, and Larry Asante were driving around pretty late after celebrating the win over Baylor. They were about to go home when Asante said to Lee, who was driving at the time, "I bet you couldn't even hit that wide open volkswagon over there with the front of this car" and Zac, who certainly has taken his share of heat this season, said to Asante, "Well, watch this" and proceeded to drive right at the car but badly miss it and go up on a curb instead. 

He then said to Asante, "Well I guess you were right Larry, but I bet Cody here can swerve around a little and nail it with a glancing blow, as long as no other cars hit us first." So they swapped places and Cody took off and sped by the car too, just missing it but coming closer than Zac and moving much faster too. He told the others, "you know, I only got my license a few months ago, so maybe that's why I missed it so bad, sorry fellas." 

The whole time this was going on Suh was getting very angry, because he wanted to get home and sleep after a tough day on the road and he wasn't in the mood for a demolition derby on the streets of Lincoln. Angrily, he got into the drivers seat and took off as the other players (in disbelief) buckled up and wondered what was next. Suh then swerved at the car, smashing the holy hell out of it, came to a screeching halt and turned to Lee and Green saying, "Ok. I do everything on gamedays, and now I am the only one who can hit anything on this street too, what are you two going to do about that?"

Of course, no one said anything to the big man.

Scott in NY