FW: [Husker] BC
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Kaufsss at aol.com
Mon Oct 29 08:36:49 CDT 2007
"But Daddy - we're gonna make fun of that boy over there because he walks
with a limp - and we're gonna abuse the kid at McDonalds when he makes a
mistake on our order and we're gonna unscrew the lids off the salt and pepper
shakers because that will ruin other people meals. And when when I'm at work when
I grow up. I'm gonna just joke around and call for the boss to be fired -
but that won't work out to well because they'll call me a troublemaker and I'll
get fired - so I can live at home in the basement for the rest of my life
because I look up to you I want to be just like you Daddy."
See you can make this story turn out however you want - but peanut really
isn't smart enough to understand the implications of what Daddy is saying, even
if she is now a pretty bright 4 year old - but then again - the apple
probably doesn't fall far from the tree.
Unfortunately - people like you rarely "Get it"
Steve Kauf
A Husker fan deep in South Texas
NOT THE VICTORY BUT THE ACTION
NOT THE GOAL BUT THE GAME
IN THE DEED THE GLORY
In a message dated 10/29/2007 6:24:39 AM Central Daylight Time,
gbrlist at hotmail.com writes:
> It was pretty clear that your "point", in defending the guy whose
> tag-line involves being on a hate-filled party bus to fire the NU
> football coach (whose sin is not winning enough football games),
"Daddy, I'm home from school!"
"Hi...how was today in 4th grade?"
"It was great, we all talked about you at recess."
"About me? What about me?"
"Well, I saw that when you send notes to your football friends, you put
"riding the GROC party bus" and "I hated Callahan before it was cool" after your
name. And we talked about what that mean't"
"What do you think it means?"
"It was obvious to everyone in the 4th grade that those are said in jest but
intended to convey that you don't think the coach is very good at his job
and you will be glad when he isn't the coach anymore"
"But didn't any of you think that it might mean that I really hated a man
personally and delight in his troubles?"
"Of course not, any 4th grader could see that"
"Did any of you think that I was really riding around on a hate-filled party
bus?"
"Stop making fun Daddy, that's ridiculous and you know it."
"And all the 4th graders knew this?"
"Yep. But there was one of the 3rd graders who said that it really
represented a cannibalistic acid eating away at the foundation of the program. He
was pretty sure that it had elements of the primitive rituals described by
Frazer in The Golden Bough."
"Wow, that sounds interesting."
"Not really, we all thought he sounded like a total dork."
"Then what?"
"Another 3rd grader shouted 'I agree! I agree! If these fans are the best I
don't want to meet the worst.'"
"What did you think of that?"
"It was no big deal. He's a kid that nobody likes."
"I love you, Stinky"
"Daddy, I told you I don't like to be called Stinky anymore"
"But you do like it when I call you Peanut, right?"
"Right"
"I love you, Peanut"
"I love you too, Daddy"
Go Big Red
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