[Husker] Funny list - Do not read if you are BC, KC, or SP

[Brent Buckley]

Thank you - Not quite up to Husker Loon level, but certainly noteworthy.

And now we pause for these commercial breaks, while certain posters prepare
their inevitable rebuttals.  You do own asbestos underware right?

But at least our volleyball team is still number 1, although I've heard they
don't defend worth a da#n against the run either.

B. Buckley  

 
I call this top ten list, "you might be an idiot if..."
 
 
10) You think having an eight pound playbook makes you brilliant when USC
can beat you with one play!
 
 
9) You think 80,000 boo's were meant for someone other than you.
 
 
8) You turn away 50 walk on players a year that are willing to give you
their blood and guts because having that many people around would be
annoying to you.
 
 
7) It takes two years for your players to understand your system, but it
only takes the opposing team a week of preparation to figure it out.
 
 
6) You inherit a top ten defense with 9 returning starters and turn it into
a top 100 defense, and your excuse is that the talent level is so bare.
(Barrett Ruud, Fabian Washington, Daniel Bullocks, Josh Bullocks, Scott
Shanle, to name a few have had pretty good NFL careers. But their talent
level wasn't good enough for these guys to win with you).  And, why were
there always 8 defensive guys on their feet after nearly every play in the
Missouri game?
 
 
5) You give up 610 yards of offense to Ball State and your thoughts are,
"the defense really came up big for us at times" and "there are a lot of
positives we can take from this win".
 
 
4) You give a mediocre coach a contract extension because you are so
impressed with a win over Nevada.
 
 
3) If you don't think Ohio U - or Buffalo - would kick our ass right now.
 
 
2) It takes you two years to figure out that when you send 5 guys in motion
(and the opposing defense doesn't move) that you are not tricking anyone -
you are just wearing out your own team.

1) You hold a fund raising event and the first guy on your guest list IS NOT
the "best coach to ever coach college football" that still lives in your
same town!!!

"Not the victory but the action.
  Not the goal but the game.
   In the deed the glory."



       
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