[Husker] Funny list - Do not read if you are BC, KC, or SP

[Tim Silvey]

I call this top ten list, "you might be an idiot
if..."
 
 
10) You think having an eight pound playbook makes you
brilliant when USC can beat you with one play!
 
 
9) You think 80,000 boo's were meant for someone other
than you.
 
 
8) You turn away 50 walk on players a year that are
willing to give you their blood and guts because
having that many people around would be annoying to
you.
 
 
7) It takes two years for your players to understand
your system, but it only takes the opposing team a
week of preparation to figure it out.
 
 
6) You inherit a top ten defense with 9 returning
starters and turn it into a top 100 defense, and your
excuse is that the talent level is so bare. (Barrett
Ruud, Fabian Washington, Daniel Bullocks, Josh
Bullocks, Scott Shanle, to name a few have had pretty
good NFL careers. But their talent level wasn't good
enough for these guys to win with you).  And, why were
there always 8 defensive guys on their feet after
nearly every play in the Missouri game?
 
 
5) You give up 610 yards of offense to Ball State and
your thoughts are, "the defense really came up big for
us at times" and "there are a lot of positives we can
take from this win".
 
 
4) You give a mediocre coach a contract extension
because you are so impressed with a win over Nevada.
 
 
3) If you don't think Ohio U - or Buffalo - would kick
our ass right now.
 
 
2) It takes you two years to figure out that when you
send 5 guys in motion (and the opposing defense
doesn't move) that you are not tricking anyone - you
are just wearing out your own team.

1) You hold a fund raising event and the first guy on
your guest list IS NOT the "best coach to ever coach
college football" that still lives in your same town!!!

"Not the victory but the action.
  Not the goal but the game.
   In the deed the glory."



       
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