[Husker] Fwd: Just how bad is Bo Pelini?

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 This was sent to me by my mother of all people. Some good ones in there.

Terry



















> Just How Bad is Bo Pelini?
>?
> When Pelini takes a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Pelinied.
>?
> Bo Pelini doesn't read offenses. He stares them down until he gets the
> information he wants.
>?
> Pelini makes Chuck Liddell sit down to pee.
>?
> Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Bo
> Pelini.
>?
> Bo Pelini once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar
> and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
>?
> Bo Pelini could kill Chuck Norris nine different ways with his headset
> and four different ways with his play chart.
>?
> Bo Pelini sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the
> dark but because the dark is afraid of Bo Pelini.
>?
> Bo Pelini doesn't fart, he detonates.
>?
> Superman wears Bo Pelini pajamas to bed.
>?
> Bo Pelini didn't hang the moon. He stared down an asteroid and it
> stopped in it's tracks.
>?
> Bo Pelini's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
> fools Bo Pelini.
>?
> Bo Pelini was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was
> replaced by the producers when he managed to kill
> every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
>?
> Bo Pelini doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.
>?
> Bo Pelini used to beat the sh*t out of his shadow because it was
> following him to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet
> behind him.
>?
> They say that Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Bo Pelini laughs
> at Superman for having a weakness.
>?
> Bo Pelini's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Bo Pelini
> will not take sh*t from anyone.
>?
> Bo Pelini once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His
> opponent drowned.
>?
> Bo Pelini can build a snowman out of rain.
>?
> Bo Pelini's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick
> ass."
>?
> GO HUSKERS!? Amen.








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-----Original Message-----
From: Kay Webster <kwebster_4 at hotmail.com>
To: Terry Webster <ttlw at aol.com>
Sent: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 5:33 pm
Subject: FW: Just how bad is Bo Pelini?



































For those of you who don't know who Bo Pelini is, he was named Nebraska's head football?coach after Bill Callahan was fired for decimating Nebraska's football records.? At this point, Bo is slightly less revered than Tom Osborne, but we'll see what happens come fall for a final judgment.? More later.? ser


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> Just How Bad is Bo Pelini?
>?
> When Pelini takes a swim, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Pelinied.
>?
> Bo Pelini doesn't read offenses. He stares them down until he gets the
> information he wants.
>?
> Pelini makes Chuck Liddell sit down to pee.
>?
> Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Bo
> Pelini.
>?
> Bo Pelini once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar
> and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
>?
> Bo Pelini could kill Chuck Norris nine different ways with his headset
> and four different ways with his play chart.
>?
> Bo Pelini sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the
> dark but because the dark is afraid of Bo Pelini.
>?
> Bo Pelini doesn't fart, he detonates.
>?
> Superman wears Bo Pelini pajamas to bed.
>?
> Bo Pelini didn't hang the moon. He stared down an asteroid and it
> stopped in it's tracks.
>?
> Bo Pelini's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
> fools Bo Pelini.
>?
> Bo Pelini was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was
> replaced by the producers when he managed to kill
> every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
>?
> Bo Pelini doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.
>?
> Bo Pelini used to beat the sh*t out of his shadow because it was
> following him to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet
> behind him.
>?
> They say that Superman's only weakness is kryptonite. Bo Pelini laughs
> at Superman for having a weakness.
>?
> Bo Pelini's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Bo Pelini
> will not take sh*t from anyone.
>?
> Bo Pelini once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His
> opponent drowned.
>?
> Bo Pelini can build a snowman out of rain.
>?
> Bo Pelini's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick
> ass."
>?
> GO HUSKERS!? Amen.








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