[Husker] Cute Husker Joke

[Lynette Tillner]

Here's a cute Husker Joke to give you a chuckle or two: 

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas
Longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Texas fans too. Not really knowing what a Texas fan was, but wanting
to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is,
however, one exception. A little girl named Janet has not gone along
with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Texas fan," she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a proud "Husker Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Janet why she is a Nebraska fan.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Husker fans, so I'm a Husker fan too," she
responds.

The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What
if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot — what would you
be then?"

Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Texas fan."


Lynette Tillner
ltillner at yahoo.com


       
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